#756 - JIM NORTON + IAN FIDANCE

This episode of Kill Tony kicks off with a bang, featuring legendary comedians Jim Norton and Ian Fidance back on the show. They’re joined by an wild lineup of bucket picks, each bringing their own brand of absurd, hilarious, and deeply personal stand-up stories.

William Montgomery opens the night with his trademark twisted humor, spinning wild tales about Jeffrey Epstein, vacuum cleaner sex, and bong collections so impressive they’d make any collector jealous.

Then things get surreal when Zachariah Tourette’s Tippet, a comedian who lives with Tourette syndrome, shares his honest and funny experiences — from how his condition affects his dating life to his trip to a Tourette’s convention that cost more than a college education.

Quinton Jones talks about losing his job and struggling financially, but finds humor in how he lost 50 pounds through cardio and is trying to rebuild his life without a steady income.

CJ Kaiserman brings his famous homeless joke routine, but also drops a surprising fact: he made $25,000 in profit last month selling football cards. He also tells the bizarre story of his first date with a girl who turned out to be a biter.

Matt Banwart, a veteran comedian with ten years on stage, opens up about performances that flopped — but his charm and honesty reveal a deep, unwavering love for comedy, even when money is tight.

Orhan Lemorer, a Turkish comedian, shares his wild journey: from escaping military service using videos and a plan to work in America, to moving to Austin and working for Mercedes. His stories of life in Turkey are equal parts hilarious and surprising.

Dedrick Flynn brings his signature dark humor with a touching story about a spider that became his mother figure. He also talks about moving from Atlanta to Austin and life on the road.

Nicholas Sepaglia, a new dad, shares a deeply personal story about raising his daughter Shirley, who needed serious medical care. It’s dark, funny, and heart-wrenching — all at once.

Kirsty Hayden opens up about going off Zoloft and how it changed her life, while Young, the beloved Asian comedian, delivers a hilarious yet sharp take on race and identity — complete with a white supremacist theme that somehow lands perfectly.

Jordan McDonald, touring internationally, tells stories from performing in Tanzania, Spain, and Dubai — plus his wild international dating adventures.

Joey Johnson, who also runs a food truck selling weed, talks about unemployment, living with a roommate who drives him crazy, and a love life that’s anything but simple.

The episode closes with Ari Matti, whose unique style and story about a vibrator that turned his relationship upside down leave everyone in stitches.

It’s all held together by the chaotic, unpredictable energy that makes Kill Tony one of the most unique and entertaining shows out there.