#755 - DR. PHIL + GREG FITZSIMMONS + SAL VULCANO

This episode of Kill Tony features an incredible lineup of comedians, including Dr. Phil, Greg Fitzsimmons, and Sal Vulcano, plus a wild bunch from the bucket pool.

The show starts strong with William Montgomery, a longtime Kill Tony Hall of Fame member, taking the stage. He brings his signature rowing and weight loss bits, then dives into a hilarious story about his bizarre vest that looks like nachos. The energy never lets up.

Next up, Sancho Pancho Vio shares awkward dating stories that had the crowd both cringing and laughing. Mario Zapata delivers a musical comedy set that surprises everyone with a heartfelt song about buckling up. Then Robert Carroll takes it into surreal territory with a mushroom-fueled stand-up set that’s equal parts embarrassing and brilliant.

Dedrick Flynn knocks it out of the park with his real-life tales about falling asleep in self-driving cars and surviving Atlanta’s dangerous chicken wing scene. The crowd is hooked.

Things get even wilder when Tasia tells her story about hooking up with a white woman who turned out to be a “premature ejaculator.” Then Lorenzo Tyree drops a drunken confession about his fiery breakup with a girlfriend who “didn’t firework.” You’ll have to hear it to believe it.

The night ends with Timmy No Breaks making a explosive return—with an entourage and a rap that includes a very questionable “Migger” line. Everyone laughed, gasped, and maybe winced a little. It’s the kind of moment only Kill Tony can deliver.