KT #765 - DUSTIN POIRIER + ARI MATTI

In this wild episode of Kill Tony, the show brings together a crazy mix of comedians pulled straight from a bucket—no rules, no filters, just pure, unpredictable stand-up.

Dustin Poirier joins the stage with his signature humor about fighting, life, and everything in between. Ari Matti brings his high-energy vibe and fresh tour updates that have the crowd laughing nonstop.

The night starts strong with Pat O’Neal’s absurdly detailed set about dating and his bizarre apartment setup—think weird furniture, strange noises, and way too many plants. From there, it’s a rollercoaster of oddball performers, each one more unexpected than the last.

We meet Bryce, a former pot smoker who ended up in jail for his drug dealings. Then there’s Eddie Adams, a Jewish Toyota salesman with a surprisingly heartfelt story about how he got into comedy. Karen Pihan, a former ballet dancer and ex of an MMA fighter, delivers her usual bold, no-holds-barred commentary that keeps everyone on their toes.

Luke Aaron tries to win the crowd over with long, rhyming poetry—it’s ambitious, but it doesn’t quite land. Chase, who calls himself an “aquarium producer,” shares stories from his weird jobs, like working at Home Depot and selling solar panels to people who didn’t want them.

Fiona Cauley, the show’s beloved former “whore,” opens up about surviving a terminal illness and finding real happiness with her husband. It’s raw, funny, and deeply moving.

Isaiah Washington talks about growing up with a dad who was a rapper—back when no one knew his name. He shares stories of his weird childhood and his dad’s forgotten music career that somehow still echoes today.

Mark Noyer, a former bartender who once stole drinks, tells darkly funny tales from his time in San Francisco. Flash Goron, a Bosnian immigrant with a background in slaughterhouses, reveals his passion for wind-walking and bungee jumping—yes, you read that right.

And then there’s B. Lee, a construction worker who’s been out of a job for a year. He talks about living with his nurse girlfriend and his recent attempt to save someone from drowning—an act of bravery that changed everything for him.

The night closes with Dedrick Flynn’s hilarious rant about tattoos and car washes, and just when you think it’s over… the legendary panelists make a surprise appearance. It’s chaotic, heartfelt, and totally unforgettable.