KILL TONY #544 - DAVE SMITH

This episode of Kill Tony is a wild night in Austin, headlined by Dave Smith making his first solo appearance on the show. The energy starts high with plenty of sponsor shout-outs and a totally chaotic vibe that sets the stage for everything that follows.

Hans Kim delivers one of the funniest segments of the night with a ridiculously detailed rant about Asian eye anatomy. He also tells the story of meeting his girlfriend Elise in Detroit—and then hilariously runs into her right in the audience.

Niko Jordan, a brand new comedian, shares his weird journey through life as a former substitute teacher. He talks about a psychedelic mushroom trip that turned into an awkward group experience—and somehow made everything even stranger.

Austin Apostle, a newcomer from Connecticut, opens up about his family’s financial struggles and his brief, disastrous romance with a comedian’s girlfriend. It’s equal parts touching and absurd.

Alice H., a Lyft driver, tells a rambling but charming birthday story and dives into her strange YouTube research habits—turns out she’s got some deep dives.

Matty Stu, a Navy veteran, recounts his time deployed in Dubai and his failed attempts at pickup lines involving elephants. Yes, elephants. You’ll have to hear it to believe it.

Lucas Turner, a musician from Waco, blows everyone away with an impressive guitar solo. He also shares his unique story as an adopted Paraguayan—full of heart and unexpected twists.

Molly Vivant brings her signature raunchy humor, talking openly about open relationships and her fondness for disabled men. Her honesty is as bold as her punchlines.

William Montgomery closes the show with his usual mix of absurdity and sharp political commentary, leaving the crowd laughing and thinking at the same time.

This night is pure Kill Tony—full of chaos, self-deprecating jokes, and real, unfiltered moments between guests. No script. No filters. Just comedy, raw and real.