KILL TONY #538 - DAVID LUCAS

Kill Tony is back with another wild, no-holds-barred episode packed with outrageous comedians and unfiltered laughs.

The show kicks off with its trademark chaotic energy—wild introductions, sponsor shout-outs, and the usual mayhem—before diving into a random lineup of stand-up acts. Hans Kim brings his signature neurotic style with a hilarious story about throwing a party in the house he’s crashing in while living out of his van. He even drops a name or two, including his connection with local comedian Candice Medina.

Ray Shenavi steps up with his absurd, self-deprecating humor, telling a bizarre tale about being assaulted by someone named Toby McGuire—and then turning AIDS jokes into something strangely personal. Angela K. storms the stage with her raw, unfiltered energy. She opens up about being a disabled veteran who handles firearms, talks about her PTSD, and drops a jaw-dropping confession about her family’s role during the pandemic.

Maximus Myzenheimer, with his unforgettable name and even more unforgettable backstory—including a near-assault in the YMSA—delivers some genuinely unsettling material that leaves the room silent.

Taylor Pullinger, a comedian from South Africa, shares her surreal pandemic experiences in New York and her complicated relationship with a boyfriend in finance. Her stories spark some awkward but funny questions from the panel.

Brad Brockman, hailing from Texas, knocks it out of the park with an Amy Winehouse tribute performance and opens up about his journey toward celibacy. Molly Vivant returns with her signature mix of sexual innuendo and dark comedy. She even gets weighed on stage—and drops the bombshell that she’s carrying an “eight and a half pound” baby. Yes, that’s not a pregnancy reference. You’ll get it.

Anastasia Lawless talks about her family’s long history with cannabis farming and the tragic death of her father in a head-on collision. Christy Nova opens up about her traumatic past and how she found a new voice through Twitch streaming.

The episode ends with William Montgomery’s intense, foul-mouthed set about Home Alone 2, his path to sobriety, and his disturbingly detailed plans for shooting into storm drains. It’s dark. It’s weird. It’s classic Kill Tony.