KILL TONY #584 - RYAN LONG + CHRIS FAGA

In this wild episode of Kill Tony, the hosts jump straight into chaos with a lineup of bizarre and hilarious guests. Hans Kim kicks things off with his signature absurd humor—talking about powerful pee streams, Japanese porn preferences, and his recent trip to New York. His energy sets the tone for a night you won’t forget.

Next up, newcomers Diego Sagarra and his girlfriend Leyla steal the spotlight with a performance that’s equal parts funny and unforgettable. Then Leonardo Joni takes the stage with her conspiracy theorist vibe, poking fun at the government and sharing her experiences with trans humor and dating in Austin.

Michael Francis, a North Carolina native with a military background, brings comic relief with his confused, rambling style that somehow makes everything funnier. David Lucas goes full roast mode, delivering brutal jokes about face shapes, gay stereotypes, and everything in between.

Christina Mariani shares her wild drunk adventures—and gets roasted hard for some of her questionable life choices. Joe Krizzak’s set is so bad it becomes legendary, sparking some of the harshest roasting the show has ever seen.

Mel Safi opens up about her pregnancy and family drama, while Austin Tower tells stories from his life as a firefighter and barber. And then there’s Uncle Laser, bringing his usual chaotic energy with oil field tales and bizarre encounters that leave everyone speechless.

The night ends with William Montgomery’s high-energy, no-holds-barred set that closes everything out in spectacular fashion. If you love raw, unfiltered comedy, this episode is a must-listen.