(LIVE) KILL TONY #389 - MS. PAT

Welcome to this live episode of Kill Tony, where things get wild, weird, and wonderfully funny. This is the first time we’ve had Miss Pat on the show, and she brings a fresh, hilarious energy that instantly clicks with the crowd.

The night kicks off with Tony Hedgecliff setting the tone for a chaotic good evening. Right away, we’re treated to a surprise band dressed as all kinds of characters—think gay stepdads, famous icons, and a few people we can’t quite explain. It’s pure theater, and we’re here for it.

First up is comedian Joel Malams, who tells us about his bizarre life story—living in his VW Golf in Santa Clemente, and his oddly deep connection with a Zamboni. Things get even weirder when Miss Pat asks Joel to kiss Aphrodite. Yes, you read that right. It’s awkward. It’s uncomfortable. And it’s comedy gold.

Next, Stephen Belkowski shares how he accidentally became famous—his podcast showed up when his parents Googled him. It’s the kind of internet luck no one plans for, and he tells it with charm and self-deprecation.

Then comes Evan Vess, with a character-driven set full of stories from Humboldt County. We hear about his strange encounters with methadone and his oddly peaceful job at a dispensary. It’s all oddly relatable, even when it’s completely absurd.

Andrew Papa brings his unique take on service dogs and bears—yes, bears. And Councilman Bucci drops some sharp political humor that makes you laugh while you think.

The highlight of the night? Todd Royce, our Golden Ticket winner, brings his wrestling-themed bits to the stage. And yes, Joel Malams throws him through a table. It’s exactly as chaotic as it sounds.

We close with William Montgomery and Kelsey Lane. William talks about his cat parties—yes, parties for cats. And Kelsey dives headfirst into lesbian dildo adventures with her signature fearless style.

Through it all, the band keeps the energy high, the audience is loud and involved, and nothing ever feels planned. It’s messy. It’s real. And it’s exactly why people keep coming back to Kill Tony.