KILL TONY #571 - JEFF ROSS

Kill Tony is back in Austin with one of its wildest lineups yet—headlined by the legendary Jeff Ross. The night kicks off with pure chaos, laughter, and unexpected surprises as comedy, music, and absurdity collide.

Tony welcomes Jeff Ross, a longtime friend and mentor, and the energy never lets up. From the bucket, you’ll see William Montgomery, who gets a special shoutout for his crazy jet ski journey from Lake Austin all the way to the Gulf of Mexico. Then Dallas Turner makes a wild entrance—rapping in Canadian accent and tearing it up on the drums like nobody saw it coming.

Eric Servoni takes the stage with stories from his days as a lawyer and some wild dating app catfishing tales that had the crowd in stitches. Roro Jose Avejo delivers a hilariously disastrous “USA, USA, USA” routine that somehow works perfectly. And then there’s Vinny Rossi, who drops a shockingly honest confession—he’s a 28-year-old virgin who lost his cherry to a prostitute in Amsterdam.

The night keeps rolling with Ike Rafferty cracking weight-related jokes that land hard, and Maggie Mayfield closing things out with a clever, catchy conspiracy theory song. And just when you think it’s over—Hans Kim walks on in full cowboy gear and admits he stole food off a plane. You really can’t make this stuff up.

Tune in for the madness. It’s Kill Tony at its best.