KT #786 - DONNELL RAWLINGS + SAM TALLENT

Holy hell, this episode of Kill Tony was a wild ride from start to finish.

We kicked things off with the return of Kansai Suda, who just moved to Austin and immediately told us a crazy story about bro culture—accidentally ghosting a friend after exchanging photos of, well, let’s just say it was awkward. Yep, that happened.

Then came Chad Ross, a 46-year-old construction worker and poker player doing stand-up for the first time ever. His set somehow tied together organic honey, Sam’s Club, and being compared to Smegma—not Smegma, but Smegma. You had to be there.

Things got even crazier when Young Spence took the stage. He’s a Houston comic on probation who once robbed a Family Dollar in a Bonnie-and-Clyde-style spree and still owes $5,000 in fines. His interview felt like watching a live crime documentary unfold.

But the real fireworks started when Juanita returned, fresh off her legendary past drama with Donnell Rawlings. You could feel the tension and chemistry as they revisited the infamous moment Donnell said “head a fuck” her—before realizing she was trans. The room exploded when she asked if she could open for him in LA, and he shut it down instantly.

Meanwhile, Zach Meyers dropped some truth bombs—like refusing to eat pussy until marriage, and owning six Persian cucumbers. Yes, we went there.

Alvin Perry brought balance with smooth, confident jokes about marital intimacy and secret vibrator boxes hidden under the bed.

And the night ended with Pat O’Neill delivering one of the loudest sets in Kill Tony history. He roasted DMs, Xanax, and AI girlfriends with flawless timing.

This wasn’t just comedy—it was chaos, heart, and brilliance all in one night.